Breakingest News: Jack Probes Himself

Hot off the press, or off the porcelain throne, the breakingest news is that the MoNS isn't going to issue a statement on the Illegal Flying Squad Unit that it is alleged he set up without Parliament's knowledge. Rather, the Prime Minister, in another breath taking power play has announced that the Minister will now probe himself. Stay tuned for further details of this anal probe that no doubt will lead to the country's biggest prostate massage, ever....

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