It's Cabinet Reconfiguration week, folks. And most, if not all of you, must know the nursery rhyme Old Mother Hubbard!
Methinks a bare cabinet is what Kamla has been coping with these past few weeks (if not 2 years), because is the same rotting shelving board and rusty hinges she trying to move around to give the impression of a new look and freshness.
And that's one of the sad things about our politics and governance. Look around you and notice that it's often the same old, corrupt and dishonest geezers, or young party fanatics who are only too eager toe the party line, repeat drivel and assist in violating the country further.
Since Kamla's announce that she was going to reconfigure her Cabinet...as opposed to reshuffle, because this PM likes new words for old things....the country has been rife with speculation about which ministers will be moved and who is likely to replace whom.
I want to be a little more pro-active than that and suggest my own changes:
National Insecurity is a big issue here. Everyone (except the govt) acknowledges that there are too many problems, serious crime is up, and People Resembling Sandy needs an anatomy lesson, because like he thinking with his elbow! Instead of setting a thief to catch a thief though....in other words, Making Jack Warner Minister of National Security....which is the most persistent rumour, Kamla should instead appoint the one thing that has been tripping up and stalling the criminal elements here and then some....yes, you got it.....STRAY BULLETS.....I endorsing Stray Bullet as Minister of National Insecurity.
The Ministry of Finance is another hotspot in Kamla's Closet...ooops, Cabinet. Because our Minister of Finance might be the only person I know who could make a gyro cart, coconut vendor or doubles man go buss! It's Fizzle, not fiscal policy with Dooks....so, my first choice for Min of Finance is Sauce Doubles, if he turn down the work because Curepe making more money than Dooks, then hire anyone of them "foreign nationals" on the Avenue!
I believe that our loud mouthed Attorney General, who can't recognise a piano to save his life, but knows how to interfere with Integrity Commission enquiries should be replaced by the Consitution....plain and simple. Just rest it on the seat he used to occupy in Parliament. The Cover page alone more intelligent than Anand!
As for Sports, take yuh pick Kamla, a cricket bat, football or swimming pool will sound more coherent and sophisticated, and do more for Sport in this country than Anil could "talk" about in this lifetime. Plus all three objects know that drugs and sports don't mix!!!!!!
You also need to move Suruj as Minister of Foreign Affairs and Information. Number one, no foreign or local person would have affairs with Suruj...number two Suruj is racist and is not a true reflection of our demography...in fact your entire Cabinet ignores the complexity of the country's demography. But I think that is deliberate, because you endorsing the Indian Time Now policy....and that's your prerogative, but at least get someone who understands how to conduct foreign affairs....pretty much any of the imported prostitutes from Latin America that (allegedly) know Ravi Ratiram name real good!
And for Information put Sat Maharaj...yes, you heard me. Since it going to be propaganda anyway, put somebody who will make me laugh. I want to hear Sat talk about who wearing and aint wearing underwear....it seems to be quite a fixation with him...first was the OJT underwear lines, then was Harry Harnarine's. I want to listen to Sat talk about Indians here as if they are still citizens of the continent of India....and I want to watch the Indian community here continue to remain mum on the issue of Sat and your government and the tensions and misconceptions about our society your are intent on creating.
I can't think of who could replace Chandresh Sharma in your closet, Kamla? Maybe we should give HD a turn? After all, he sing real soca tune about Hard Wuk.....and you done very practised at handing him cheques and holding his hands in public!
Any blank copy book you find can replace Grim Doopeesingh.....and any jackass not named Deviant could handle the Transport Ministry.
Is Friday Folks...and apparently International No Drawers (Panty) Day....how fortunate for the Cupboard Lady!
De Vice Cyar Done!