Crime Clusterf@$k/Political Pantomime 20mts, 25dys:

 

 

 

 

If you know yuh toting feelings

And yuh vex that Iwer loss,

Say, Jab Molassie, Ooh Ooh! Jab Molassie ooh ooh! Well then

take yuh feelings  elsewhere

Cause HD is de Boss! Jab Mollassie Oooh  ooh! Jab Molasiee ooh ooh!

Well Double M now has $2.5m in his hand next to his boddle of rum. Power and Groovy Soca Monarch belongs to him. But what the Pantomime want to know is: 1. Why both Iwer and his fans feel he entitled to win a competition with an old song and an old performance in a field of competitors with fresher contributions? Is feeling wronged over a loss enough reason to be entitled to victory? Does this mean that PNM ppl feel they entitled to Victory in 2015....and not going to work towards winning back the population, they just going to come with the same diesel rhythm too and hope crowd sympathy get them a crown? Jab Molassie Oooh Ooh! Keep toting.....keep on toting!

2. Why was Destra in the Power Competition and how can she have placed higher than Prophet Benjamin? Are we saying that stalwarts will always be given primacy of place in or at a party because the crowd know them? Will people ever be judged on actual performance and accomplishments here rather than who and how many they know? Ah throw wine, ah throw wine.....keep toting!  keep on toting!

 

 

In other Bacchanal news, PSC member refuses to sign off on Glibb's performance appraisal. Calypsonians threatening to boycott Dimanche Gras for more pay...."all yuh creole go deraill de Cahnahval! "

OWTU workers get 9% as compensation for averting a strike...was either that or Kamla call a next SoE...and she know if she stop de Cahnahval is real facking ole mas go play off in North and South Trinidad that would make the gas strike look like a Tea Party!

Ent!

Imagine a whole Soca Monarch and not one cameo from Kamla....but real people wine on Kamala!

We throw wine, we throw wine!

De Vice Cyah Done!