Crime Clusterf@$k/Political Pantomime 19mts, 11dys:

The Crime toll keeps rising. It under control, the crime plan working. Repeat it like a mantra and click your red shoes! Sakal say Lawrence asked her to be quiet. Garbage collectors ready to let Town stink! Daly and other legal minds still stunned over SilkGate! Suruj say taxpayers not funding RootsGate. Everybody husband and wife in India on a Trade Mission! PIGS DO FLY!