Crime Clusterf@$k/Political Pantomime 19mts, 10 dys:

Murders continue to rise TTPS Mystar say they have it under control. QC Karl and fmr CJ Michael tell Archie and Kangaloo that Silk aint the right look for them. Give it Back! Fmr Mp Baksh's niece freed of voter padding charges as evidence goes into hiding. It must be in the same place as real guns and cocaine! THA up in arms over Central Govt interference and snubs! Meanwhile, in a remote village in India, Kamla digging up roots! The PIGS on Corruption Steroids!