Crime Clusterf@$k/Political Pantomime 19mts 10 dys:

In the land of a thousand Indian Expos and 2 Indian owned banksThe PM has gone on a trade expedition to India, aka Back to Roots! This blockbuster historical film costing us $10m. Back at HQ, supporting traitor Dooks in charge. Fat Cat Ewatski saying doh blame him, blame the beaurocracy for the crime (it is now the law book's fault). HCU's Harnarine say the govt lying to the people. They must be learn from Harnarine. Cookie Monster name back in the papers for aiding and abetting Calder Hart. 4 murders since the year start. I hope in re-crossing the Kala Pani some of these PIGS regain CLASS!